The scene is set. We have the sunny Californian Desert and the strains of heartbroken country singers blaring through the speakers of three stonking US pick-up trucks. John Carroll braves the heat and sings the praises of these monster lifestyle pick-ups. But which is top dog?

It's oversized, overpowered and over here. Good ol' boy Kevin Baldwin pulls on his Stetson and tackles the mighty Dodge Ram.